Category: Humor, PWP, First Time
Note: There's been so much talk lately on Senad about what kind of stories people like to read that I decided to challenge myself. Since I've only written long stories with lots of plot before, I decided to do a short one, with no plot whatsoever. Of course, being me, I added a little mystery and a bad guy... errr, girl to the mix. And you know what they say, good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere! Lol. Thanks to DarkCherry and Sherri for the excellent and speedy beta work.
Summary: Um... Well, there's Jim, Blair, a gun, a bad girl... Oh, and salad oil!
Jim looked grimly at the young woman invading his home and pointing a
gun at him and his partner. "What do you want?" he growled menacingly,
stepping in front of Blair to protect him from the stranger.
The young woman smiled. "To have a little fun. I was bored out of my
mind and decided to play a little with the two of you. Now, I want you to
do exactly what I tell you, or I'll shoot one of you. Understand?"
Both Blair and Jim nodded tersely. "Good boys! Let's get the show on
the road then. Both of you, get your clothes off."
"What?!" Jim exclaimed. "No way, lady!"
The young woman sighed sadly. "Fine. I guess I'll just have to kill
beautiful Blair, then."
"No!" Jim shouted. "We'll get undressed! Jesus!"
After the two men were naked, she continued her demands. "Blair, I want
you to lay on your back on the couch. Very good!" she complimented, as the
young man obeyed her command. "Now, Jim, I want you to kiss him."
"What?!" Jim exclaimed again. "No way, lady!"
The poor young woman sighed sadly again, annoyed with the dialogue
repetition. "Fine. I guess I'll just have to kill hunky, gorgeous Blair,
"No!" Jim shouted... er... begged.
"Make up your mind, Ellison! This is supposed to be a short story!" she
stated, somewhat amused.
"Okay, okay! I'll kiss him."
Jim sat on the couch close to Blair and whispered, "I'm sorry,
Blair gave him an hesitant little smile. "It's okay, Big Guy. I
Jim bent over to brush his lips softly across Blair's.
"Oh, come on, Ellison! I can't believe you call that a kiss!" She
scowled. "Where the hell have you been for the last twenty years or so?
You can do better than that, can't you? Use your tongue, for Christ's
Jim growled deep in his throat, but obeyed. His eyes apologizing to his
partner, he leaned down again to kiss Blair, his tongue laving the young
man's lower lip gently, asking permission to enter.
Blair seemed reluctant at first, but Jim stroked his cheek tenderly,
soothing, taking away the fear, and soon Blair found himself responding to
the Sentinel's caress and kiss. Their tongues met and battled lazily for a
while, Jim taking the final control of the kiss, making it deeper and more
intense. But of course, it was only because he was being forced to do
"Good, very good," their 'attacker' smiled happily. "Now Jim, I want
you to kiss your way down Blair's body. And don't forget to pay special
attention to his nipples."
Jim looked up at his partner and saw nothing but trust. Giving the
young woman the cold glare he saved for hardened criminals and receiving a
snort in return, he decided to obey the next order. After all, he didn't
want his little guppy hurt, now did he?
He trailed kisses down Blair's neck, nipping lightly as to not leave a
mark, laving the scented skin and enjoying the shudder he felt from the
sturdy body under his. Jim moved to Blair's chest, gently caressing the
silken flesh with his lips and tongue. Reaching the young man's nipples,
he breathed air onto them, making them harder, then sucked and bit
tenderly, licking them at the same time to ease some of the hurt.
Out of their own volition, Blair's hands held Jim's head to his chest,
as though hanging on for dear life, and a pleasured moan left his arched
throat. But of course, it was only because he was being forced to do
"Okay, enough of that. Jim, take his cock into your mouth." the young
"Oh, God! Please, anything but that!"
She pointed her gun in Blair's direction. "Want me to kill him?"
"Then do it!"
"I'm sorry, Chief," Jim whispered again, before taking Blair's shaft
between his lips, holding his hips gently.
"It's okay, Jim," Blair answered, trying to keep a smirk off of his
face. Damn, he liked this woman!
"Harder!" she demanded with a smile, and Blair's grin widened. Yep, he
definitely liked her!
Jim sucked harder, unconsciously rubbing Blair's thigh as he did it.
Blair began to moan and whimper, pleasure racing through his body.
"Play with his balls, Jim," came the next order.
Jim began to massage Blair's testicles, an odd sensation of rightness
washing through him. Was he beginning to enjoy this?!
"Very nice, boys! Now for the final touch. Blair, on your stomach." At
his hesitation, she waved the gun again. "Now, Guppy!"
When he obeyed her, she turned to Jim, "Fuck him!"
"Please, yes... I mean... no..." Jim begged.
"You want me to shoot him, Jim?"
"No," Jim replied, pouting. "But I'll need something."
Being a very smart young woman, their 'attacker' immediately understood
what he was talking about. "Oh, very well! Go get 'something', then. But
no tricks, or Chief, Little Guppy, Darwin, Junior, etc, bites the dust.
Jim left the couch and returned a minute later with a bottle of
'something' to help prepare for Blair's penetration. Both the young man
*and* woman looked boggled at him.
"Salad oil?!" Blair squeaked.
The Sentinel shrugged. "Hey, it was that or crunchy peanut butter!"
"Oh. Okay, then."
Jim sat back on the couch and took his time preparing his soon-to-be
lover, but of course, it was only because he was being forced to do it!
After five minutes of careful preparation -- hey, better safe than
sorry! -- in which Blair was nearly going mad with need, and kept babbling
in at least ten different dialects, their 'attacker' finally decided it
"You can stop now, Jim."
"Umm? Oh, sorry!" he apologized, blushing. 'Damn, who would've thought
that sticking your fingers inside someone else's ass could be so much
fun?!' Jim thought, puzzled.
"Fuck him already!" she exploded. God, these two were difficult!
Jim eased his very, very, erect cock inside Blair's opening -- but of
course, it was only because he was being forced to do it! -- and both
cried out at the amazing feeling. He began to thrust into the tight heat
slowly at first, faster when he felt Blair begin to thrust back. Soon they
were both moaning loudly as pleasure wracked their bodies.
Without being told, Jim began to pump Blair's cock in time with his
thrusts and soon Blair was coming with a shudder, his partner's name on
his lips. His orgasm triggered Jim's, and he spilled his seed inside the
young man, his lips mouthing Blair's name. Both exhausted and sated, they
cuddled together on the couch whispering sweet nothings in each other's
The young woman rose from the couch where she'd been sitting. "I'm
leaving now," she announced, but no one heard her. The two men had fallen
asleep in each other's arms. "That's gratitude for ya!"
She left the loft and as she arrived at the deserted street, she
couldn't help doing a little graffiti on the 852 Prospect building,
'VampyrAlex was here'.
She began to walk slowly, sighing happily, "A writer's work is never